[witty title here]

A man is walking down the beach when he approaches a crying woman with no arms or legs. He asks her, “Why are you crying?”

She replies “I’ve never been hugged before,” so the man out of guilt picks up the woman and hugs her. He begins to walk way when she begins crying again.

The man returns and asks, “Whats wrong now?” and the woman says, “I’ve never been kissed before,” so the man sighs and and kisses her.

Immediately she starts to cry again, and when the man asks, “Whats wrong now?” the woman says, “I’ve never been fucked before.”

So the man picks her up, throws her in the water, and says, “Well, you’re fucked now!”