December 2010
“Mary Jane she set at the head of the table, with Susan along side of her, and...”
– Huck Finn
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
The other day.
For the first time, I didn’t fall, ice skating. xD
Apparently,
I look just like a guy named Yoshi.
:D
Random thought:
If I had to lose a sense,
I’d want it to be sight. So I’d be less shallow.
.
.
thaaaat or taste cuz I’m so fucking picky it’s awkward. xD
Let's go swimming. →
Bored on a thursday night.
askadrianne:
I can open smile…
But i can’t do a closed smile..
I’m just the opposite. …actually, no, I don’t think I can closed smile either. It’s awkward. When people take pictures they’re like, “smile!” And I’m like, “I am…”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
Tried to do that ice skating the other day. I wonder if I actually was in the picture…
What if our government consisted of a small group...
That awkward moment when
Photoshop freezes. So you ctrl-alt-delete. Task mananger freezes. You go to tumblr to complain about how pathetic your life is… it lags when you type the subject, so you think chrome’s about to freeze too. But then it doesn’t.
SUCCESS. in a failurestack.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
james,
i think your ask is off.
“Legato backwards is staccato!”
– datturtle
Hypothetical awkward conversation. When you say...
a: Hey, how are you?
b: I'm okay.
a: No, you're not. There's something wrong with you. WHAT IS IT.
b: uhhhh. You're weird.
matt brown.
your choice of genitalia offends me.
It seems to me like most people find one problem with someone and go like “WHAT AN ASSHOLE.”
I don’t get it. I like my friends cuz they’re awesome, and don’t really give that much of a fuck if I disagree with them on some things.
It's interesting how people change.
A year or two ago, if I heard this, I’d be like, “This shit is not music.”
tnequalsfancy:
fuckyeahthefuuuucomics:
JUST...
When People Put A Fucking Capital Letter At The...
fuckyeahthefuuuucomics:
I'm racist.
When someone I don’t know friend-requests me on Facebook, I’m more likely to confirm anyway if they’re Asian.
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ohhhh, that's where people were getting that...
Apparently, I like people who don’t have full faces, or faces at all. awesome!
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Gloves, bitches. Now when I kill people, I won't...
Being in a relationship doesn't always have to...
busychild:
pandubear:
askadrianne:
Get that into your brain(s).
That was really unnecessary.
…the “ual intercourse.”
It’s really hard when you have multiple brains though D:
Pandu, wanna have sexual intercourse?
If you have two brains, it’s cuz you stole mine. It took me forever to figure out why you were talking about having multiple brains.
Um, sure, if I can get a brain...
Youngest bro
spamsardines:
We’ve been fighting a lot lately, so today I told him I am under The Power of The Heart so he can’t touch me and if he did it means he loves me.
..He hasn’t shot me with a nerf gun, unnecessarily hit me, or wiped me with (insert unidentifiable stuff here).
I feel like a boss ;X
You’re now slightly more awesome in my eyes. haha
Being in a relationship doesn't always have to...
askadrianne:
Get that into your brain(s).
That was really unnecessary.
…the “ual intercourse.”
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When I boil eggs
they suck. Like, when you peel off the shell, half the surface of the white comes with it. xD
As soon as I opened the book to pg. 338 and read...
christaberu:
I was like
WUT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
lolllltabe. are you serious?
jjaayyron:
TEXTing with my crush :)
ughh. she’s taking too long to TEXT back. D:<
Oh. i FORGOT to click ‘SEND’ FCCKKK!!!
i love these gif things. xD
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That awkward moment
when you accidentally text Google instead.
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Fun fact:
I feel slightly guilty when I’m too lazy to respond to someone’s im/text/message/something but then do respond to another person’s, and then they reply before I ever get around to replying to the first person’s.
What if DC published Marvel characters in the... →
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way...”
– Jack Handey
