February 2012
I'm feeling generally happy about life, but let's...
omg i just logged onto google+ and got 7...
6 out of 7 were “____ shared something directly with you”
the same person
ashleyplz replied to your post: why don’t you sit down and stay a while? we like…
RENO. All yours. :D
wait what
random thought:
whenever someone’s relationship status on facebook changes to single, people immediately are like “):”
but yknow, it’s not always a bad thing. usually breakups involve one person deciding the relationship’s MB - MC ≤ 0, and so the breakup is a positive thing.
…hi, i think of everything in terms of econ and stats.
My Kindle's touch-keyboard has arrow keys, and...
Okay, stats homework time.
why don’t you sit down and stay a while?
we like the same things and i like your style.
i think you’re just so pleasant;
i would like you for my own.
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I feel like I'm, overall, becoming more productive...
Lately I’ve been procrastinating less, wasting less time on the internet, and getting more sleep… I hope this pattern continues.
my dad telling me to not just toss my jacket...
Dad: Your roommates will appreciate it. Internal monologue: I have roommates? Dad: Your girlfriend will appreciate it. I.M.: I have a girlfriend? Dad: Your in-laws will appreciate it. I.M.: I have in-laws? I’m married? Since when?
Finally finished the series I've been reading.
matthewfuckingjuco:
ivoryindecision:
Now what do I do with my life?
Read fanfics and ship all the characters.
ALL the characters? I’m not really into polyamory…
Finally finished the series I've been reading.
Now what do I do with my life?
I was taking a stats test and Defying Gravity was...
As a matter of fact, I can believe it's not...
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
How many mice does it take to screw in a...
Two, but don’t ask me how they got in there!
okay, just click this. →
How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the keyboardist does it with his left hand.
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He tried to change the lightbulb before it was cool.
In case you ever need to memorize a long series of...
grouping is useful.
I'll fall for the girl
meesterpanda:
that has the personality that intrigues me the most. I’ll be in like with her looks, but I’ll be in love with her personality.
People are a lot like the crap you buy from the store.
Looks are what catch your eye, but what’s inside is what makes you either stay or puke.
guys, don't do that "free gift card" thing.
"The AIME is a 15 question, 3 hour examination"
That’s scary.
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A sad story.
A man is walking down the beach when he approaches a crying woman with no arms or legs. He asks her, “Why are you crying?”
She replies “I’ve never been hugged before,” so the man out of guilt picks up the woman and hugs her. He begins to walk way when she begins crying again.
The man returns and asks, “Whats wrong now?” and the woman says,...
I'm getting to that point of Tumblr...
ashleyplz:
Where I don’t remember what I reblogged in the past.
I'm getting to that point of Tumblr...
ashleyplz:
Where I don’t remember what I reblogged in the past.
Germany's autobahn network has no general speed...
Thanks to Einstein, the speed limit on the autobahn is c. [x]
"We hated you guys. You guys were know-it-alls."
- Devon, about me and my sister when we were in CCD so many years ago.
awkward.
my younger self must’ve been annoying…
well, more annoying than my present self.
My birthday in history according to Wikipedia:
1786 – The oldest musical organization in the United States is founded as the Stoughton Musical Society.
Music, I can dig it.
1874 – A cartoon by Thomas Nast in Harper’s Weekly, is considered the first important use of an elephant as a symbol for the United States Republican Party.
Uhh… okay.
1918 – The 1918 influenza epidemic spreads to Western Samoa, killing 7,542 (about...
(I!)/(you!(I-you)!), Pikachu!
ugh pandu you fail so hard
I somehow fucked up my right hand bowling.
shella-avenue replied to your post: Facebook statuses that get a lot of likes:
College acceptances* haha
Oh yeah, I forgot that one. xD
Facebook statuses that get a lot of likes:
getting a driver’s license
getting a job
“Zombieland is hilarious.”
Me: Hey… we don’t have any knives or forks.
(two seconds later)
Waitress: Do you guys need silverware?
