February 2012
I'm feeling generally happy about life, but let's...
Feb 29th
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omg i just logged onto google+ and got 7...
6 out of 7 were “____ shared something directly with you” the same person
Feb 29th
ashleyplz replied to your post: why don’t you sit down and stay a while? we like… RENO. All yours. :D wait what
Feb 29th
random thought:
whenever someone’s relationship status on facebook changes to single, people immediately are like “):” but yknow, it’s not always a bad thing. usually breakups involve one person deciding the relationship’s MB - MC ≤ 0, and so the breakup is a positive thing. …hi, i think of everything in terms of econ and stats.
Feb 29th
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My Kindle's touch-keyboard has arrow keys, and...
Okay, stats homework time.
Feb 29th
why don’t you sit down and stay a while? we like the same things and i like your style. i think you’re just so pleasant; i would like you for my own.
Feb 29th
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I feel like I'm, overall, becoming more productive...
Lately I’ve been procrastinating less, wasting less time on the internet, and getting more sleep… I hope this pattern continues.
Feb 29th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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my dad telling me to not just toss my jacket...
Dad: Your roommates will appreciate it. Internal monologue: I have roommates? Dad: Your girlfriend will appreciate it. I.M.: I have a girlfriend? Dad: Your in-laws will appreciate it. I.M.: I have in-laws? I’m married? Since when?
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Finally finished the series I've been reading.
matthewfuckingjuco: ivoryindecision: Now what do I do with my life? Read fanfics and ship all the characters. ALL the characters? I’m not really into polyamory…
Feb 25th
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Finally finished the series I've been reading.
Now what do I do with my life?
Feb 25th
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I was taking a stats test and Defying Gravity was...
Feb 24th
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As a matter of fact, I can believe it's not...
Feb 24th
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beyoncebeytwice: the hunger games
Feb 24th
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How many mice does it take to screw in a...
Two, but don’t ask me how they got in there!
Feb 24th
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okay, just click this. →
How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the keyboardist does it with his left hand. 
Feb 24th
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How did the hipster burn his hand?
He tried to change the lightbulb before it was cool.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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In case you ever need to memorize a long series of...
grouping is useful.
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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I'll fall for the girl
meesterpanda: that has the personality that intrigues me the most. I’ll be in like with her looks, but I’ll be in love with her personality.  People are a lot like the crap you buy from the store. Looks are what catch your eye, but what’s inside is what makes you either stay or puke.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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guys, don't do that "free gift card" thing.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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"The AIME is a 15 question, 3 hour examination"
That’s scary.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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A sad story.
A man is walking down the beach when he approaches a crying woman with no arms or legs. He asks her, “Why are you crying?” She replies “I’ve never been hugged before,” so the man out of guilt picks up the woman and hugs her. He begins to walk way when she begins crying again. The man returns and asks, “Whats wrong now?” and the woman says,...
Feb 24th
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I'm getting to that point of Tumblr...
ashleyplz: Where I don’t remember what I reblogged in the past.
Feb 24th
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I'm getting to that point of Tumblr...
ashleyplz: Where I don’t remember what I reblogged in the past.
Feb 24th
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Germany's autobahn network has no general speed...
Thanks to Einstein, the speed limit on the autobahn is c. [x]
Feb 23rd
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"We hated you guys. You guys were know-it-alls."
- Devon, about me and my sister when we were in CCD so many years ago. awkward. my younger self must’ve been annoying… well, more annoying than my present self.
Feb 23rd
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My birthday in history according to Wikipedia:
1786 – The oldest musical organization in the United States is founded as the Stoughton Musical Society. Music, I can dig it. 1874 – A cartoon by Thomas Nast in Harper’s Weekly, is considered the first important use of an elephant as a symbol for the United States Republican Party. Uhh… okay. 1918 – The 1918 influenza epidemic spreads to Western Samoa, killing 7,542 (about...
Feb 22nd
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(I!)/(you!(I-you)!), Pikachu!
Feb 22nd
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ugh pandu you fail so hard
Feb 22nd
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I somehow fucked up my right hand bowling.
Feb 21st
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shella-avenue replied to your post: Facebook statuses that get a lot of likes: College acceptances* haha Oh yeah, I forgot that one. xD
Feb 21st
Facebook statuses that get a lot of likes:
getting a driver’s license getting a job “Zombieland is hilarious.” 
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Me: Hey… we don’t have any knives or forks. (two seconds later) Waitress: Do you guys need silverware? 
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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